Class Deux

Things overheard after class deux:

White Swan: Forget the vodka, I think I need a Xanax.

Black Swan: I think I pulled my vagina. Is that even possible? Where am I supposed to put the ice?

Lessons learned:

1. En dehors is a circular movement starting in the front. "En dehors, out the door." En dedans is the opposite, starting in the back.

2. Be careful who you follow in class. The ones that look like they know what they are doing are inexplicably always behind the music. And now, so are you. Because if you weren't following someone, you would have no idea what you were doing and might as well start doing the noodle dance.

3. Lesson three was we suck. Still! I would have thought we would have parts in Swan Lake by our second class. Hmpf.

- Black Swan